Wacky, Insane, and somewhat random talk show about things that do not really matter, but that will have you laughing out loud in the middle of class anyway.
1. Telebrams from Pangaea Episode 22
Our first on location from the Flying Saucer (a local pub). Listen to our alcohol fueled nonsense (if you are over 21) as we discuss the new Post-Obama reality of the world, whether its ok to say the "N" word now, Sarah Palin's future, the positive aspects of loving big women, and how great the food and beer is at the Flying Saucer (who does not endorse or support any aspect of this show).
2. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 21
In this installment of Telegrams for Pangaea, we explore the topics of Hippie's bathing habits, the secret Yokuza gang hiding out at Marshall's, and the rumors of a UTSA sex ring.
3. Telegrams from Pangaea Episode 20
We're back and we're ragging on the Hadron Collider and its racist blackholes, ants and ant-men, and finally super hard-ons and heroes.
4. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 18
Welcome to another insane episode of Telegrams from Pangaea! Today the Funkmaster and the Hippy explore the world of bigots while Hippy tries to be a red neck. Do you know what a "Mimsy" is? Well we don't either so explore with us the fascinating movie, "The Last Mimsy" from a red neck perspective. Open your mind, suspend your political correctness, and... just listen to it already!
5. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 17
Today we awoke early and recorded a somewhat groggy episode of mayhem regarding Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, UTSA's first Drive-by shooting, and a movie about killer puppets. What's not to love?
6. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 16
In this intellectual discussion, the Funk Master recollects fond memories of Spring Breaks of yore along with discussing the typical Spring Break activities of the Candy Man and the Hippy. Meanwhile Hippy tries to get in touch with his feminine side. Offensive? Perhaps.…
7. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 15
In today's sick and twisted episode of Telegrams from Pangea, Hippy gets back to his Iranian roots while the Funk Master and the Candy Man discuss the Gay/Christian debate, the worst super powers, Hippy's super power, and why "The 300" is all about the toughest gay men who ever walked the earth.
8. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 14
Crazy wacky discussions about Nutjobs and how to get rid of a woman on Valentines Day.
9. Telegrams from Pangea Episode A
On today's exciting episode of Telgrams for Pangaea, well be discussing You Tube profit sharing, Myspace stalkers, and 80's cartoons. Our guests today are the Portuguesa and Gale.
10. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 10
On today's Telegrams of Pangea episode we will be talking about the joys of food! We are what we eat! We'll also talk about why the Portuguese are such losers and we'll explore our own tried and true cold remedies. Special Guest: The Portuguesa
11. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 9
Today's mind blowing topics include: Neo Atheism, COMMIES, human rights, the oppression of pygmy orangutans, and whether or not Mormons can engage in sexual activity and if not, whether they are actually vampires or vampire related. Special guests include: The Commie.
12. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 8
In this episode we bring back the infamous "Shadow Jerk" into our discussion of the Wee, weeing, and other game consoles. Also discussed are movies that shouldn't be made...ever. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT AND CONTENT THAT MAY PISS PEOPLE OFF. THIS PROPAGANDA IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. FAILURE TO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY WILL RESULT IN INSTANT HEMORRHOIDS.
13. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 7
Discussion about sex crimes and their relationship to pornography which somehow morphs into a discussion of Vladimir Putin, social etiquette, political correctness, and oh yes....the Funkmaster RAVES about his favorite movie ever... HAPPY FEET!!!!! Disclaimer: If you are easily offended or insulted in any way DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SHOW. WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND SUBJECT MATTER AND STUFF THAT MAY GIVE YOU CANCER OF THE EARS.
14. TTelegrams from Pangea Episode6
Today's Happy Topic: SERIAL KILLERS!!! HURRAY...Ted Bundy eat your heart out!!! WARNING! EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND DISTURBING TOPICS! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR GROSSED OUT...DON'T READ THIS OR YOU MIGHT BECOME A SERIAL KILLER.
15. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 5
In this episode we will discuss fast food, junk food, gourmet food, and food that still wiggles. We'll also discuss tea, teabagging, and the movie "Borat." WARNING: DO NOT FOR ANY REASON LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE EVEN SLIGHTLY OFFENDED BY SEXUAL CONTENT OR ANYTHING OFFENSIVE. THIS CONTAINS EXPLICIT MATERIAL.
16. Telegrams from Pangea Episode QUATRO
On this week's episode of Telegrams from Pangea, we discuss our worst experiences in a public restroom, practical jokes in restrooms, and well...ok well most of the show is basically all about toilet humor and toilet related issues along with bad sexual experiences. Finally we also get around to talking about Halloween!!! Better late then never! YAY! WARNING!!!!!! THIS IS SOME SERIOUSLY TWISTED STUFF! DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS FOR GOD'S SAKE IF YOU ARE EVEN SLIGHTLY OFFENDED BY SEX AND POTTY JOKES. IF YOU ARE UNDER 21...ok no 18, DO NOT FREAK'N LISTEN!
17. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 3
Another episode of lunacy featuring the topics of Scary Things, Funkmaster Boon's mortuary fantasies, video games, sweaty men, elmers glue, and what Russians actually produce. Oh...and we have yet to finish a Halloween show...What? Halloween's past already???!!! By the way, we have a new email address so feel free to drop us a message at: telegramstopangea@gmail.com
18. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 2
More insane zaniness with your hosts Disco Drew, Funkmaster Boon, and The Hippy with special guest, "El-Greco." Topics for this episode include: Wiccan, racial issues, and sex. Stay tuned tomorrow for a special Halloween Episode. WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SHOW. IF YOU LISTEN TO IT ANYWAYS IT MAY CAUSE TESTICULAR CANCER!
19. Telegrams from Pangea Episode 1
Welcome to the first episode of Telegrams from Pangea, featuring Disco Drew, Funkmaster Boone, and The Hippy! Be prepared to laugh, get pissed off, and laugh again. Topics discussed: Movies, Video Games, and Halloween. WARNING: EXPLICIT MATERIAL INSIDE. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS!